In Search of The Light...

Some words of wisdom for us all...
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Wow, around the world and back again. All right, around the eastern part of the United States and back. :D So yea, here I am in front of you again not the person I once was...how about 3/4 of the person I once was. After losing about 60-70lbs., dropping to only an XL shirt size, and losing 10 inches around my waist I am back in the saddle again! I'll post some pictures later, but right now I am enjoying the relaxation of being home and the fact that I leave for school tomorrow. I did get my own tuba, but now I just have to wait until she arrives here. And yes her name will be Calliorema, which means "Beautimous music". I think that is all for now, I will keep all the readers entertained more when I get to school and I begin to tell all my Bluecoat stories, and make some new ones as I am section leader in Marching Band, and F.E.O. in Phi Mu Alpha. So till then take it easy!